A murderous sociopath stalks a virginal teen on Halloween… where have I seen this before?
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The Naked Gun (2025)
What happens when a spoof movie has nothing to spoof? You get The Naked Gun 2025!
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Happy Gilmore 2 (2025)
29 years after Happy Gilmore, Adam Sandler is back with Happy Gilmore 2, and I promise, you already know whether or not you like it.
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Eddington (2025)
This is a tough one, folks, but there’s a fun story about me and my friend Andrew…
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Superman (2025)
Is this guy really trying to convince us we need to go see a superhero movie? Yes, yes he is.
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Friendship (2025)
Come find out why men are so bad at it…
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A Working Man (2025)
Jason Statham vs The Russian Mafia… who you got?
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The Woman in the Yard (2025)
Today’s the daaaaaay… to read this review!
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Novocaine (2025)
If you like violence, what’s wrong with you? If you like violent movies, Novocaine’s just for you!
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The Rule of Jenny Pen (2025)
Ham sandwich aficionado Geoffrey Rush gets terrorized by professor of hamology John Lithgow and his baby doll puppet in this bonkers new movie
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